Weekly Chuckles & Chaos

A Humor Hub 08

Welcome Back Comedy Fans!

This is the 8th edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover a weekly newsletter full of comedy and chuckles! Let’s hop right into it!

What's Hot:

  • Pretending to understand cryptocurrency at dinner parties

  • Using "in this economy" to explain all life choices

  • Starting sentences with "My therapist says..."

  • Naming house plants after ex-partners (Jerry the cactus is thriving)

What's Not:

  • Actually understanding cryptocurrency

  • Making realistic budgets

  • Following through on New Year's resolutions

  • Admitting you still don't know how to use TikTok

Office Drama of the Week

Sarah from accounting accidentally left her microphone on during a virtual meeting while:

  1. Giving her cat a stern lecture about tax deductions

  2. Practicing her acceptance speech for "Most Likely to Remember to Mute"

  3. Explaining to her plants why they need to show more initiative

The meeting has since been nominated for an Emmy.

Life Hack of the Week

Want to appear more productive in meetings? Simply nod thoughtfully while typing "hahahaha" to memes in Slack. Studies show 60% of people can't tell the difference between "deep concentration" and "looking at dog videos."

Upcoming Events

Tuesday:

Workshop - "How to Pretend You've Read That Book Everyone's Talking About" Bonus Session: Advanced Name-Dropping Techniques

Thursday:

Support Group - "People Who Say They'll Start Meal Prepping Next Week" Bringing takeout to the meeting is strongly encouraged

Saturday:

Seminar - "Understanding Gen Z Slang for Millennials Who Are No Longer 'It'" Fr fr no cap bussin forreal (we don't know what this means either)

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