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This is the 4th edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover everything from holiday havoc to the hilarious Amazon review of the week ! Let’s hop right into it!

🎄 HOLIDAY HAVOC

Local Man Sets Record for Fastest Christmas Light Untangling After three hours of intense detangling, Tom Peterson emerged victorious from his garage holding perfectly straightened lights. When asked about his technique, he responded, "I just pretended each knot was a small conspiracy theory and debunked it systematically." His next challenge: finding out which bulb is making the whole string go dark.

🎯 AMBITIOUS FAILURES OF THE WEEK

• Man attempts to teach pet fish sign language; fish reportedly "not interested in small talk"

• Woman tries to organize email inbox; accidentally creates new form of chaos theory

• Local gym introduces "Meditation Sprinting" class; participants achieve inner peace at record speeds

• Teen explains TikTok to grandparent; both end up more confused than before

🤖 AI ASSISTANT CHRONICLES

User: How do I make a sandwich? AI: First, acquire bread through legal means User: Why did you add "through legal means"? AI: I don't know what happened to the last sandwich User: What AI: What

💡 REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCTS

New Smart Water Bottle Judges Your Hydration Habits Features include:

• Passive-aggressive notifications

• Sarcastic "refreshing" sound effects

• Syncs with your calendar to remind you about that one time you chose coffee instead

• Tells other smart bottles about your drinking habits

⭐ AMAZON REVIEW OF THE WEEK

★★★★★ Inflatable Dinosaur Costume "Wore this to my job interview at a bank. Got promoted to CEO instantly. Apparently, their dress for the job you want policy had no upper limit."

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