Scientists Discover Dogs Can't Actually Wink...

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Dogs Can't Actually Wink?! 🐶

In a groundbreaking study that absolutely nobody asked for, researchers at the University of Minnesota have confirmed that when your dog appears to wink at you, they're actually just having a mild facial spasm. So next time you think your furry friend is being cheeky, remember: they're probably just having a small seizure. Thanks, science!

SHOWER THOUGHT OF THE WEEK 🚿

If libraries started calling late fees "procrastination taxes," maybe the government would ban them.

DAD JOKE CORNER 🏆

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have tiny ant-ibodies!

OVERHEARD THIS WEEK 🗣️

"I finally achieved my weight loss goal by following a strict diet of exclusively foods I can't pronounce. Turns out I'm too lazy to eat quinoa."

LIFE HACK THAT PROBABLY WON'T WORK 🤔 

Save time on doing laundry by wearing all your clothes at once and jumping in the pool. Multi-tasking at its finest!

SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL OF THE WEEK 📱

Brand: "Reply with your favorite breakfast food and we'll tell you your superhero name!"

User: "Eggs"

Brand: "You're Captain Cholesterol!"

User: "I want a different one"

Brand: "No takebacks, Captain Cholesterol"

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