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A Humor Hub 05

Welcome Back Comedy Fans!

This is the 5th edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover the humor that can come with a busy holdiay season! Let’s hop right into it!

🎁 GIFTING GONE WRONG

Study Shows 87% of Gift Wrapping Attempts End in Existential Crisis Local woman achieves enlightenment after attempting to wrap oddly-shaped present. "Somewhere between the fifth and sixth piece of tape, I understood the true meaning of chaos," reports Sarah Chen, who has since started a support group for traumatized gift wrappers. Their motto: "Sometimes a gift bag is self-care."

🌟 NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH DRAMA

HOA Newsletter Accidentally Prints Passive-Aggressive Group Chat Highlights include:

  • "Karen's holiday lights can probably be seen from space :)"

  • "Friendly reminder that grass doesn't grow itself ;)"

  • "Just wondering who thought chartreuse was an appropriate house color <3" Editor's Note: The smiley faces are not fooling anyone.

🧠 SHOWER THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK

  • Is a palindrome afraid of going backwards?

  • Do fish ever feel thirsty?

  • Why don't we have to click 'save' anymore but still use a floppy disk icon?

  • Is a sunset just the sky's way of rage quitting for the day?

🏆 WEEKLY AWARDS

  • Most Creative Use of Reply-All: "Please remove me from this email chain" sent to entire company

  • Best Out-of-Office Reply: "Currently exploring alternative career options (legally)"

  • Most Optimistic Calendar Invite: "Quick 5-minute sync" scheduled for 2 hours

  • Achievement in Snack Diplomacy: Bringing enough cookies to share with the whole office

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