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A Humor Hub 05
Welcome Back Comedy Fans!
This is the 5th edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover the humor that can come with a busy holdiay season! Let’s hop right into it!
🎁 GIFTING GONE WRONG
Study Shows 87% of Gift Wrapping Attempts End in Existential Crisis Local woman achieves enlightenment after attempting to wrap oddly-shaped present. "Somewhere between the fifth and sixth piece of tape, I understood the true meaning of chaos," reports Sarah Chen, who has since started a support group for traumatized gift wrappers. Their motto: "Sometimes a gift bag is self-care."
🌟 NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH DRAMA
HOA Newsletter Accidentally Prints Passive-Aggressive Group Chat Highlights include:
"Karen's holiday lights can probably be seen from space :)"
"Friendly reminder that grass doesn't grow itself ;)"
"Just wondering who thought chartreuse was an appropriate house color <3" Editor's Note: The smiley faces are not fooling anyone.
🧠 SHOWER THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK
Is a palindrome afraid of going backwards?
Do fish ever feel thirsty?
Why don't we have to click 'save' anymore but still use a floppy disk icon?
Is a sunset just the sky's way of rage quitting for the day?
🏆 WEEKLY AWARDS
Most Creative Use of Reply-All: "Please remove me from this email chain" sent to entire company
Best Out-of-Office Reply: "Currently exploring alternative career options (legally)"
Most Optimistic Calendar Invite: "Quick 5-minute sync" scheduled for 2 hours
Achievement in Snack Diplomacy: Bringing enough cookies to share with the whole office
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