Is Procrastinating A Sport?

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This is the 3rd edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover new trends in fitness, tech support nightmares, and a review of some public transportation! Let’s hop right into it!

FITNESS TRENDING 🏃

New Exercise Trend: Competitive Procrastination

- Workout consists of finding increasingly creative ways to avoid working out

- Gold medalist achieved peak performance by reorganizing entire home library by book smell

- Runner-up spent six hours creating a PowerPoint presentation on why exercise can wait until tomorrow

CULINARY CATASTROPHES 🍳

Local Chef Invents AI-Generated Recipe

Ingredients included:

- 3 cups of optimism

- 2 tablespoons of binary code

- 1 pinch of existential crisis

- 4 cups of whatever's about to expire in your fridge

Results described as technically edible and philosophically challenging

TECH SUPPORT NIGHTMARES 📱

User: My computer is making a funny noise

Tech: What kind of noise?

User: sends interpretive dance video

Tech: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

User: I turned off the lights, does that count?

MODERN LIFE OBSERVATIONS 🎨

- Why do we still say hang up the phone when we haven't hung up a phone since 1997?

- Self-checkout machine's unexpected item in bagging area is really just its way of saying it has trust issues

- Wearing wireless earbuds is just socially acceptable way of ignoring everyone while looking like you're paying attention

- Your phone autocorrecting "lol" to "LOL" is just it joining in on your fake enthusiasm

REVIEW OF THE WEEK: PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 🌟

★★★★☆ The Bus

"Excellent entertainment value. Got to witness three people try to exit through the entrance door while someone held up the line explaining their entire life story to the driver. Better than Netflix."

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