Early Valentine's Special Edition 💘

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This is the 7th edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover an early special Valentines day edition! Let’s hop right into it!

Science Corner: Love By The Numbers 🔢

• The average person spends $164.73 on Valentine's Day gifts. Meanwhile, your cat will still prefer the Amazon box they came in.

• 9 million people propose on Valentine's Day. Coincidentally, this is also the number of times restaurants will play "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran that day.

• Chocolate sales spike 40% during Valentine's week. In related news, gym membership guilt spikes 80% the week after.

Valentine's Day Survival Guide ❤️

1. If you're single: Remember, February 15th is National Half-Price Chocolate Day. Play the long game.

2. If you're coupled: Lower their expectations now. Start talking about how "every day should be Valentine's Day" so you have an excuse when you forget.

3. If you're somewhere in between: Perfect! You can blame the postal service for any cards that don't arrive.

DIY Corner: Make Your Own Valentine's Cards ✍️

Step 1: Find those old arts and crafts supplies from 2019's "I'm going to be more creative" resolution Step 2: Realize they're all dried up Step 3: Order from Amazon like everyone else

Final Thoughts 💭

Remember, whether you're celebrating with a special someone or treating yourself to a date with your favorite takeout place, Valentine's Day is just another day where we can all laugh at the ridiculous things we do in the name of love.

With heartfelt humor, The Humor Hub Team

P.S. If you're reading this newsletter on an actual date right now, please put your phone down. Unless they're boring, then by all means, continue.

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