Christmas Eve Comedy

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This is the 6th edition of A Humor Hub, where we guarantee to send you the funniest mail to hit your inbox every week. Today we cover Christmas Eve jokes, that will get you into the holiday spirit! Let’s hop right into it!

🎅 BREAKING NEWS: SANTA SIGHTINGS

North Pole PR Team Addresses GPS Concerns After last year's incident where Santa accidentally delivered presents using Apple Maps, his team confirms they've switched to Google Maps. "Though we did enjoy that brief detour to the middle of the Pacific Ocean," said Head Elf in charge of navigation. Rumors that Santa has also downloaded Waze remain unconfirmed.

🎁 LAST-MINUTE SHOPPING CHRONICLES

Local Mall Reports Record Speed in Panic Shopping New Olympic sport proposed after man seen sprinting through mall at 3:59 PM on Christmas Eve. Witnesses report he grabbed seven random items, three gift bags, and somehow managed to get them wrapped at the gift-wrapping station in under 30 seconds. "I have no idea what I bought," he admitted, "but at least it's wrapped."

🍪 COOKIE CRISIS CORNER

Santa's Annual Cookie Consumption Report Released

• 42% increase in gluten-free options

• Notable decrease in oatmeal raisin ("Thank goodness" - Santa)

• Alarming rise in "experimental" recipes

• Record number of cookies labeled "Pinterest Fail"

• Milk alternatives up 50% ("Oat milk? Really?" - Santa)

🎭 FAMILY DINNER BINGO

Free Space: Someone asks when you're getting married Other Squares Include:

• Uncle brings up politics

• Someone comments on your career choices

• "You've changed since last Christmas"

• Aunt asks if you've gained/lost weight

• "Remember when you were this tall?"

• Someone falls asleep during dinner

• The WiFi password debate

🎄 DECORATION DISASTERS

Tree Trimming Gone Wrong Local family's cat claims responsibility for what witnesses describe as "gravity-defying ornament placement." When asked for comment, cat responded by knocking over another ornament while maintaining direct eye contact.

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